: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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