i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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