So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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