She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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