How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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