I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
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he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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