please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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