Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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