I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
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You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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