I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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