I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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