just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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