UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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