I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Well I just put wine in my tea
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Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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