your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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