the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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