So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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