Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
