it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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