absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Mom said you looked used
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
where are my eyebrows?
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