my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Did we literally take a cab across the street
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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