One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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