Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Randomize