your room smells of hookers.
And success
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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