Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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