I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
3 2 1 whiskey
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
