its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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