so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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