He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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