she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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