DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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