i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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