You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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