In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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