we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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