So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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