Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
cat food counts as protein by the way
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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