The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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