But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
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