champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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