Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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Houston, we have a blender
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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