Don't make out with my wife yet
I am full of burrito and curiosity
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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