I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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