Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he laminated a picture of his dick.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
