i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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