The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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