chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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