R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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