I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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