Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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