At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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