Welp...herpes.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
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