So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
