so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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