just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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