Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
