So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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