I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
please don't ironically join a cult
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